Elvis Squatch

Some say Bigfoot is a myth. Others say he never left the building. Draped in a rhinestone-studded jumpsuit, mic in one hand, a peanut butter and banana sandwich in the other, Sasquatch has entered his Vegas era—and the forest ain’t never seen swagger like this. With a voice that shakes the treetops and sideburns sharper than a Graceland guitar riff, he’s here to prove that the King is alive, and he’s got some serious footwork.

Slip these on, and let your Sasquatch side shine—because legends never fade, they just grow bigger.